Erectoral Politics
This election season has been the most highly charged in years — in more ways than one. In addition to being one of the most closely watched around the globe, it’s also been the most expensive. The...
View Articleutah’s porn consumption, photo of dawson leery, etc
latest examiner posts, including a nonprofit devoted to narrating porn for the visually impaired (even 2 girls, 1 cup!) and an article that got the mormons in a twitch – they left a bunch of mildly...
View Articlehot for teacher
of course two days after my early retirement from writing, i get a job offer. wtf, universe! details forthcumming, but it will be in the vein of sex/relationships (not, however, on jesus butt plugs or...
View ArticleTaylor Lautner’s abs and other revelations
This Thanksgiving has been full of revelations. I learned that I can and will enthusiastically peel a pomegranate for two straight hours. I learned that as long as technology keeps evolving, people...
View ArticleMisconceptions About Lesbians
The Frisky has a pretty good list of 11 Girl on Girl Misconceptions, including the oft-aggravating “it’s just a phase” line and the fact that no one quite knows how scissoring got picked up as a lezzie...
View Articlewhat the what?
Finally, nudity AND puns. I don’t know who I feel more sorry for, the chicken or the model who probably had to lick him/her hundreds of times before this photographic gold was captured. This is from...
View ArticleHaiku for Adulthood #22
I remembered the haiku I forgot Monday! It was about porn. _________ Then I thought, do folks really care ’bout my porn star hip flexor envy? _________ THEN I thought, well shit, Now I have three porn...
View ArticleThis makes me really happy
My pal Caitlin Myer was in New Orleans recently and she brought me back an Onion-style newspaper called No Levees that parodied my Alternet article on the 10 Kinkiest Cities in the US. Amazeballs. You...
View ArticleIf Lesbian Porn Were Accurate
A while back, I did a haiku series for The Toast called “If Lesbian Porn Were Accurate.” Such as: Naughty Lesbian Babysitter Has Surprise for Dad When He Returns Home She let the kids stay up until 11...
View ArticleWhat Happened at My First Porn Shoot
By Anna Pulley / (Photos by Tristan Crane. Courtesy of CrashPadSeries.com) “Isis?” said Shine Louse Houston, who greeted me at the door. “Anna?” I replied, suddenly unsure of my own name. It was 10...
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